People who use emojis have more sex. Or at least that’s the finding of a recent study conducted by the highly credible and scientifically reliable source Match.com.
Their survey results revealed that singles who used emojis in their text messages had more active sex lives than those who relied on words alone, because science.
Forget the sweet nothings, it’s emojis that will get you laid. Here’s our quick guide to help you on your way!
Masterchef fans might be shocked to hear that the humble eggplant is more commonly used in emoji texting to symbolise male genitalia (along with the corn cob, banana and rooster):
For the ladies, there are a range of cats (you do the math) to choose from depending on your mood:
Well when it comes to bums, it’s really emoji’s time to shine! It’s fleshy and it’s round. The peach is a juicy double that would make even Sir Mix-A-Lot (or Kim K) proud:
Other popular emojis to add to your sexting repertoire include:
And if you’re not in the mood, look no further than the “no deal” lady:
Want to test your emoji sexting literacy? Click here to take the online quiz.